You know it's gonna be a swine of a day when....

1. ...you wake up of your own accord and discover your nice electric alarm clock is blank. Bugger! Thinking I was late I threw myself out of bed and proceeded to fall over, narrowly missing a billion hamster cages against the wall. You proceed to discover a power cut has wiped the estate out. bugger bugger bugger. then, you find out its actually 3 hours earlier than you had feared. *sigh*2. Your bus is late, only to be as fast as an arthritic doorstop.3. walkman batteries die in the middle of a schoolkid infested bus journey.4. you arrive at work and instantly recieve 3 huge deliveries5. you spend the next 6 hours or so sorting a gajillion comics, books and graphic novels out, whilst answering stupid phone calls and serving too.Grumble, mumble. Don't get me started about the journey home...sasser frasser ruddy nutters on busses thinking I'm their mate.....Mind you, at least I didnt get any 'Oi, matrix bloke!' comments today :)